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My finger is finally healing where I cut it on the knuckle, but I doubt it will ever look the same again. I'll have to make up a better story to tell about it though. The true story isn't exciting enough. I've cut myself a lot this week. I'll try to be more careful.
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I found this little write up in a paper called The Black Bear. I'm not sure who it's supposed to be making fun of, Northerners or Southerners.

Bluenecks are Northerners... the Opposite of Rednecks.
You might be a blueneck if...

• You would never stop and buy something somebody was cooking on the side of the road. (e.g. boiled peanuts)
• For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes-au-gratin to grits.
• You don't know what a moon pie is.
• You've never had an RC Cola, but you know what Moxie is.
• You've never, ever eaten okra -- fried, boiled, or pickled.
• You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on road trips.
• You have no idea what a polecat is.
• You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on your dog.
• You don't have bangs.
• You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than at Six Flags.
• You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show.
• You drink either "pop" or "soda" instead of "cokes."
• You've never eaten and don't know how to make a tomato sandwich.
• You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-n-knife show.
• You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.
• You don't even have one can of WD-40 around the house.
• The last time you smiled was when you blocked someone from getting on an on-ramp to the freeway.
• You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.
• You have more than one professional sports team in your home state.
• The farthest south you've ever been is the perfume counter at Neiman Marcus.
• You call binoculars opera glasses.
• You can't spit out of the car window without pulling over to the side of the road and stopping.
• You don't know anyone with at least two first names (i.e., Joe Bob, Faye Ellen, Billy Bob, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice)
• You don't have Maw-maws and Paw-paws.
• You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.
• You have no idea who the Allison's or Petty's are.
• None of your fur coats are homemade