We get a lot of “fight in progress” calls, but I’ve never arrived to find someone in an actual physical fight. One of the reasons for this is because we respond to fights with the lights and siren on. The siren can be heard from a mile or more away, and people tend to break it up when they hear the police coming. Monday evening a fight in progress call went out in my beat. I was busy on another call, so I quickly finished it and sped off. The dispatcher said that a person called 911 and said that a black male, 240 pounds, wearing a white t-shirt and black sweat pants, was hitting a black female wearing white shirt and blue jeans. It was taking place in a parking lot next to a restaurant, and the caller was inside the restaurant.
I arrived at the same time as my sergeant, but from a different side o
f the parking lot. The male described as the one hitting the female waves down my sergeant, and I pull up with him in time to hear their conversation:
Sgt: Are you the one that called?
Male: Yes.
Sgt: Is there a fight?
Male: No.
Sgt: But you called and said there was a fight?
Male: Yes.
Sgt: Turn around, you’re under arrest.
They guy looked completely dumbfounded as I cuffed him, and asked me what he did wrong. I explained to him that calling in a fight, when there was no fight, is false report of a crime. I explained to him that I drove over 90 MPH to get there and save the woman that he was supposedly hitting. He then changed his story to say that he told someone else to call in and say what was happening. It’s not who makes the call, but who causes the call to be made.
When I asked him why he would call 911 and describe himself as the person who was hitting another person, he told me that he needed the police to escort him to his ex-girlfriend’s house so he could pick up some of his belongings. He explained that he did not know of another way to get the police to respond other than to call in a fight in progress. I told him that he could just call 911 and ask to have an officer escort him–it’s something we do on a daily basis.
We were two beats short on Monday, and it takes a couple of hours to arrest, transport, book, and take a warrant for a person. I told the guy that I was going to let him go home and I was going to take out a warrant for him. He said he would turn himself in at the jail the next morning. Before I let him out of my car, I ran him on the computer. His driver’s license came back suspended for failure to appear. Meaning he got a ticket as some point in time and did not go to court for it. If he didn’t go to court for a ticket, then he probably wouldn’t turn himself in at jail.
So I took him to jail. When we got there, I found out that he had just left the jail the day before. It’s completely absurd that someone would do what he did. I was irritated with him at the time, but looking back it’s really funny.
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That same night I arrested a woman for D.U.I. I also charged her for endangering her child’s life by having him in the car while she was D.U.I. I typically hate dealing with drunk people. She wasn’t much of an exception, though we did have an interesting conversation on the way to the jail:
Drunk: Don’t leave me.
Me: Don’t leave you where?
Drunk: Don’t leave me at the jail. Just stay with me.
Me: You want me to stay with you at the jail?
Drunk: Yes! I’m claustrophobic, and I need to you stay with me so I don’t panic.
Me: Ma’am, I’m not going to stay with you. I’m going to drop you off and then get dinner.
Drunk: But just don’t leave me, okay? You can just let me out here, I won’t tell anyone.
Me: Um, no.
She was at least slightly entertaining. I was talking with Michelle on the phone while the drunk and I were having this conversation. She thought it was funny and suggested that I stay with the drunk at the jail.